I've a friend who I have widely known since I was really small. One day, when he was six, I was at the house of his when he got it absolutely god awful belly pain. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. Thus, his mom has taken him to the doctor's office, in which the physician took a single look and said to her to take him to the ER. She feared something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, the friend of mine suddenly let rip the loudest, most potent fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We believed the upholstery in the automobile seat had ripped. After a great 30 seconds of intense farting, he looked at his mother and said, "I experience all much better now!"
